As the calendar turns to November, the air grows crisp and the festive scent of the upcoming holidays begins to fill our homes. This is the magical time of year when we finally bid farewell to the summer heat and find comfort in our favorite cozy blankets and oversized hoodies. Beyond the changing leaves and chilly winds, this month brings a wonderful opportunity for shared laughter and lighthearted humor with friends and family. The true charm of November jokes lies in how they capture the chaotic energy of Thanksgiving preparations and the relatable struggles of early winter. Whether it is a witty pun about a nervous turkey or a joke about someone’s dramatic reaction to the first snowflake, there is a funny story hidden in every autumn moment.
Short November Jokes
What did the tree say to November? “Leaf me alone, I’m falling!”
What is November’s favorite month? “No-vember” (because it’s the month of saying no to diets).
Why was the calendar so nervous in November? Because its days were numbered.
What do you call a cold bird in November? A Brrr-d.
Why did the summer end in November? Because it finally fell.
What is a leaf’s favorite type of music? “Pop” (the sound of it crunching).
What do you call a pumpkin that can’t stop laughing? A “pun-kin.”
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What happens when a tree gets tired in November? It “leaves” the forest.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? “Straw-berries.”
November Jokes One-Liners
November is the month where my “summer body” officially becomes a “winter storage unit.”
I told a joke about harvest, but it was too corny.
November: The only month where it’s socially acceptable to wear a blanket to the grocery store.
My bank account in November is like the trees: completely bare.
If you’re cold in November, stand in a corner—it’s always 90 degrees.
November is just October’s way of telling us to buy a heavier coat.
I have a great joke about November, but it’s a bit crusty (like a pie).
The only thing “falling” this November is my motivation to leave the house.
Sweaters in November are just hugs you can wear all day.
November is the “Sunday evening” of the entire year.
Funny November Jokes
Why do birds fly south in November? Because it’s way too far to walk.
What do you call a bear with no teeth in November? A “gummy” bear.
Why did the farmer plant a clock in November? He wanted to grow “thyme.”
What do you call a snowman in November? A puddle.
Why are trees so forgiving in November? Because every year they “let it go.”
What kind of vest should you wear in November? A “north” vest.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green but turned yellow.
Why do trees have so many friends in November? Because they branch out.
November Jokes for Adults
November is the month where I realize my “winter coat” is just 10 pounds of pasta.
My favorite November exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it “Lunch.”
Why is November the most romantic month? Because everyone is looking for a “human heater.”
Adulting in November is just moving from one heated room to another.
November: When you find out who your real friends are—the ones with the best central heating.
My November workout routine is just shivering. It burns calories, right?
Why do adults love November? No more grass to mow, finally!
November is the month where “just 5 more minutes” in bed becomes a two-hour nap.
Marriage in November: One person is freezing, and the other person is “fine.”
I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do in November.
November Jokes for Kids
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
What key has legs and can’t open a door? A Tur-key.
What do you call a fast turkey? A “Quack” up.
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
What do you call a wooden turkey? A “Chop” turkey.
Why did the turkey sit on the drumsticks? He wanted to play rock music.
What do you call a baby turkey? A “Gobbler.”
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
What do you call a pumpkin that is good at sports? A “Jock-o-lantern.”
Why did the student eat his homework in November? Because the teacher said it was a “piece of cake.”
November Dad Jokes
I’m thinking of starting a business selling November calendars. My days are numbered.
Someone asked me if I liked the fall. I said, “I’m falling for it.”
Why did the tree get in trouble? Because it was being “un-be-leaf-able.”
What did the tree say when it lost its leaves? “What a re-leaf!”
I have a joke about a sweater, but it’s a bit tight.
Why was the belt arrested in November? For holding up a pair of pants!
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? “Look, no hands!”
Why did the daddy leaf go to the doctor? He was feeling “green.”
What’s a tree’s favorite month? “Sep-timber!” (But they love November’s “leafy” vibe).
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
November Jokes for Adults One Liners
November is the month of “Netflix and Chills”—literally, it’s freezing.
If you see me running in November, assume something is chasing me.
My favorite November hobby is “aggressive hibernating.”
A balanced diet in November is a cookie in each hand.
Nothing says November like a house full of people you only see once a year.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
November: The time of year when “I’ll do it tomorrow” actually means “I’ll do it next year.”
Why get dressed when pajamas are basically indoor suits?
Is it too early for wine? In November, it’s never too early for mulled wine.
November is just 30 days of me trying to find where I put my gloves.
November Jokes for Work
Why did the employee get fired in November? He took a “leaf” of absence without asking.
My work motivation in November is like the sun: it sets at 4:30 PM.
Meeting in November: An hour-long session about why we are behind on October’s goals.
November at the office: Where the thermostat is a battleground.
Why was the computer cold at work? Because it left its “Windows” open.
November is the month where “Per my last email” becomes “Happy Holidays (don’t talk to me).”
I love my job in November—it’s the only place with free heating.
Why did the manager bring a ladder to work? To reach the “high” end-of-year goals.
Work in November is just a series of “I’ll handle this after the holidays” emails.
Why do people work harder in November? Because they want to stay warm by the printer.
Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
How do turkeys get strong? By gobbling up their workouts.
Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick? To be well-rounded.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense? Wait until November.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
How do turkeys cheer each other on? With “gobble-gobble” chants.
Why did the turkey blush? It saw the cranberry sauce.
How do you fix a Thanksgiving dinner? With lots of patience and gravy.
Why did the pie go to school? To get a little crust-ducation.
How do you make a pumpkin laugh? With a gourd-geous joke.
Autumn & Leaf Jokes
Why do leaves hate November? Because they’re falling behind.
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Why did the leaf go to school? To turn over a new leaf.
How do leaves get around town? By leafing through traffic.
Why did the leaf break up with the tree? It felt stumped.
How do trees stay in shape? They do plank exercises.
Why did the leaves gossip? They couldn’t help but rustle.
How do you compliment a leaf? Tell it, “You’re unbe-leaf-able!”
Why did the leaf go to therapy? To let go of old branches.
How do leaves make decisions? By leaf-ing it to chance.
Cold Weather Jokes
Why did November bring a jacket? Because it was feeling chilly.
How do you know November is cold? Your coffee shivers in the cup.
Why did the snowman call the turkey? For a cool chat.
How do you warm up in November? With laughter and layers.
Why did the scarf break up with the coat? It felt tied down.
How do people stay warm in November? With hugs and humor.
Why do November mornings sleep in? To avoid the frost.
How does November greet you? With a chilly handshake.
Why did the hat go to school? To cover more ground.
How do socks celebrate November? By sticking together.
Pumpkin & Spice Jokes
Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? To watch the squash sale.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a little patchwork.
Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It felt hollow inside.
How do pumpkins celebrate Halloween early? By gourd-ing themselves.
Why did the pumpkin blush? It saw the pie.
How does a pumpkin propose? With a ring of cinnamon.
Why did the pumpkin fail art class? It couldn’t draw a straight line.
How do you keep a pumpkin happy? With good seeds of encouragement.
Why did the pumpkin join the gym? To get a little buff-kin.
How do pumpkins throw parties? With squash-tastic decorations.
Black Friday & Shopping Jokes
Why did the shopper bring a ladder? To reach the high discounts.
How do stores celebrate Black Friday? With a sale of laughter.
Why did the shopper go broke? Because the deals were un-falling-believable.
How do people survive Black Friday? With patience and wit.
Why did the coupon cross the road? To get a better deal.
How do stores attract November shoppers? With pun-derful signs.
Why did the cash register laugh? Someone paid with a joke.
How do shoppers prepare? With a shopping list and humor.
Why did the bag go to therapy? Too much stuff inside.
How do you carry shopping bags? With strong arms and stronger laughter.
Veterans & Remembrance Jokes
Why did the soldier bring a pencil? To draw his battle plan… of jokes.
How do veterans stay cheerful? With stories and laughter.
Why did the army turkey march? To honor tradition.
How do you thank a veteran? With gratitude and a joke.
Why did the parade start late? The floats were laughing.
How do you salute with humor? Straight from the heart.
Why did the veteran smile? Someone told a pun.
How do soldiers celebrate quietly? With laughter in ranks.
Why did the veteran write a poem? To memorialize jokes.
How do November ceremonies stay light? With moments of humor.
Football & Sports Jokes
Why did the football team go to the bakery? To get turnovers.
How do football fans celebrate November? With cheers and puns.
Why did the player bring string? To tie the score.
How do teams stay motivated? With goal-oriented humor.
Why did the referee blush? He saw a foul pun.
How do fans handle losses? With laughter and snacks.
Why did the quarterback go to the bank? To get a pass.
How do coaches tell jokes? With a strong kick-off.
Why did the stadium laugh? The mascot told a joke.
How do players stay warm? With touchdowns and giggles.
School & Classroom Jokes
Why did the teacher bring a sweater? November was chill.
How do students survive November? With humor and coffee.
Why did the pencil break? From too many jokes.
How does a classroom stay cheerful? With laughter in lessons.
Why did the backpack feel heavy? It was full of jokes.
How do students celebrate the month? With pumpkin-flavored snacks.
Why did the book laugh? Someone read a pun inside.
How do teachers calm students? With humor breaks.
Why did the eraser go to the party? To erase the gloom.
How do students enjoy the month? With layers of sweaters and jokes.
Coffee & Cozy Jokes
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
How do people survive chilly mornings? With coffee and laughter.
Why did the latte go to therapy? Too steamed up.
How does a cappuccino tell jokes? With frothy punchlines.
Why did the mug blush? It was filled to the brim.
How do you know coffee is funny? It brews laughter.
Why did the espresso feel energetic? From caffeine… and jokes.
How does coffee greet November? With warmth and humor.
Why did the bean go to school? To get roasted.
How do coffee lovers celebrate? By sipping and giggling.
Thankful & Gratitude Jokes
Why did the turkey feel thankful? For laughter at the table.
How do you show gratitude with jokes? Share puns generously.
Why did the pie smile? It was appreciated.
How do families celebrate together? With jokes and hugs.
Why did the leaf feel happy? It was admired.
How do people say thanks in November? With smiles and puns.
Why did the candle light up? To brighten humor.
How do friends express gratitude? By laughing together.
Why did the fawn bow? To show appreciation.
How do you keep November cheerful? With gratitude and giggles.
Halloween Carryover Jokes
Why did the ghost love November? Because the chills continued.
How do skeletons celebrate early? With bony laughter.
Why did the vampire drink pumpkin spice latte? To keep it festive.
How do witches enjoy November? With broomstick giggles.
Why did the zombie visit Thanksgiving? To get a “handful” of food.
How do monsters stay warm? By wrapping themselves in puns.
Why did the haunted house laugh? A ghost told a pun.
How do spiders enjoy November? With web-surfing humor.
Why did the mummy avoid cold air? It didn’t want to unwind too soon.
How do bats enjoy the autumn nights? By squeaking out jokes.
Nature & Outdoor Jokes
Why did the squirrel hoard nuts in November? To stock up on puns.
How do birds survive chilly mornings? By tweeting jokes.
Why did the deer laugh at the falling leaves? Because they were fawn-tastic.
How does a river stay cheerful in November? It goes with the flow of jokes.
Why did the fox cross the trail? To join in the pun party.
How do raccoons celebrate fall? By rummaging through giggles.
Why did the acorn feel important? It had a pun-shell of ideas.
How do trees whisper jokes? With rustling leaves.
Why did the hedgehog roll? To spread laughs.
How do clouds cheer up? By showering humor.
Family & Friends Jokes
Why did the family play board games? To pass the pun-time.
How do siblings tease each other in November? With leaf-y jokes.
Why did the grandparents laugh? A pun brought nostalgia.
How do friends enjoy chilly evenings? With hot cocoa and giggles.
Why did the parents cook extra pies? To sweeten the humor.
How do families bond over jokes? By sharing hearty laughter.
Why did cousins prank each other? For seasonal fun.
How do neighbors enjoy November? With light-hearted chats.
Why did the kids decorate indoors? To leaf through funny moments.
How do friends celebrate autumn? With laughter and cozy vibes.
Work & Office Jokes
Why did the office worker bring a blanket? For warmth and comfort.
How do coworkers survive November? With coffee and jokes.
Why did the printer laugh? Someone fed it a pun.
How does a team stay motivated? With autumn humor.
Why did the stapler feel important? It held everything together—pun included.
How do employees handle deadlines? By taking breaks for laughter.
Why did the office chair squeak? It was giggling.
How does the water cooler gossip? With humor.
Why did the keyboard feel funny? It typed out puns.
How do managers cheer the team? With light-hearted jokes.
Food & Drink Jokes
Why did the pumpkin pie blush? It saw the whipped cream.
How do you fix cold soup? With a warm smile.
Why did the cranberry cross the plate? To get into the pun.
How do you keep turkey moist? With laughter and love.
Why did the coffee spill in November? From laughing too hard.
How do bread rolls greet each other? With a “loaf you” joke.
Why did the apple pie feel proud? It was top of the crust class.
How do chefs celebrate autumn? By stirring humor.
Why did the corn feel funny? It was all ears.
How do people enjoy cider? With giggles on the side.
Pet & Animal Jokes
Why did the cat wear a sweater? To stay pun-derful.
How do dogs enjoy autumn walks? By sniffing out laughs.
Why did the hamster laugh? Someone told a wheel-y funny joke.
How do birds enjoy November? By chirping cheerful puns.
Why did the rabbit hop into the kitchen? To catch a giggle.
How does a turtle tell jokes? Slowly but surely.
Why did the horse feel funny? Someone joked about hay.
How do fish stay warm? With splashy humor.
Why did the owl hoot all night? It couldn’t stop laughing.
How do squirrels celebrate? By sharing nutty jokes.
Weather & Storm Jokes
Why did the wind giggle? It blew a punchline.
How do clouds stay lighthearted? By floating through humor.
Why did the rain feel funny? It poured laughter.
How do thunderstorms enjoy November? With shockingly good jokes.
Why did the fog laugh? It mist everything.
How does snow greet the trees? With a powdery pun.
Why did the hail join the party? To drop some humor.
How do people enjoy windy days? By flying into jokes.
Why did the rainbow appear? To brighten puns.
How do seasons cheer each other up? With laughs and warmth.
Sports & Outdoor Fun Jokes
Why did the football team laugh? Someone scored a pun.
How do runners survive November? By jogging through jokes.
Why did the cyclist smile? To pedal humor along.
How do hikers enjoy the trails? With scenic laughs.
Why did the camper laugh? The tent told a joke.
How do skiers stay cheerful? By sliding into humor.
Why did the basketball bounce? It wanted a good laugh.
How do athletes warm up? With stretching and puns.
Why did the tennis ball giggle? It got served.
How do friends enjoy outdoor games? With hearty laughter.
Travel & Adventure Jokes
Why did the traveler pack an umbrella? For pun showers.
How do people explore forests? By leafing through humor.
Why did the plane laugh? It had a smooth takeoff joke.
How do campers survive cold nights? With blankets and giggles.
Why did the map giggle? Someone found the “pun spot.”
How do explorers enjoy November? With adventures and jokes.
Why did the boat feel funny? Waves made it laugh.
How do tourists take photos? With snapshots of humor.
Why did the hiker whistle? To signal a joke.
How do friends enjoy road trips? With puns on every mile.
Random & Miscellaneous November Jokes
Why did November blush? It saw the pumpkin spice latte.
How do calendars stay cheerful? By flipping through funny dates.
Why did the clock giggle? Time flew with laughter.
How do people survive gloomy days? With jokes and smiles.
Why did the sweater feel funny? It was knitted with humor.
How do candles celebrate? By lighting up pun moments.
Why did the fireplace crackle? From pun sparks.
How does the moon enjoy November nights? With a glowing smile.
Why did the umbrella stay inside? To avoid rainy puns.
How do cozy blankets cheer up? By wrapping in humor.
FAQs
Are November jokes suitable for all ages?
Yes, they’re family-friendly and perfect for every generation.
Can I share November jokes on social media?
Absolutely, short jokes and puns are perfect for posts.
Do these jokes include Thanksgiving humor?
Yes, many are themed around Thanksgiving and fall activities.
Can November jokes be used in schools?
Yes, teachers can share them for seasonal fun.
Do these jokes work for adults too?
Yes, clever wordplay appeals to all ages.
How do I create my own November jokes?
Focus on autumn, Thanksgiving, weather, and seasonal quirks.
Are November jokes good for parties?
Definitely, they make fun icebreakers.
Can pets be part of November jokes?
Yes, animals add extra humor and relatability.
Do November jokes help with mood?
Yes, laughter reduces stress and boosts happiness.
Are these jokes short enough for texting?
Yes, they’re concise, funny, and shareable.
Conclusion
November may bring chilly days, falling leaves, and shorter sunlight, but it also brings endless opportunities for laughter. From turkey antics to cozy coffee moments, these jokes capture the season’s playful spirit. Share them with family, friends, or colleagues to brighten the month, or enjoy them solo for a private chuckle. Humor is like a warm scarf—it wraps around you, keeping spirits high. So leaf through these jokes, sip your favorite drink, and embrace the season with giggles. Spread the laughter, celebrate November’s charm, and keep punning all month long!